Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Three Dates With Three Listeners....




Scat Man sends me pics of himself dropping an AssBomb.........I refuse to be someone's "cub" and am capable of ordering my own food......Bisexual guy in open relationship with woman is something to avoid..........Sprint plays games with my PUSSYwillow and sticks me with huge charges..........I'm told that I dont respect gay culture-Kiss my PUSSYwillow.......

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Buck Buys Badass Bird....click and listen now !!




Buck buys a new pet with a fresh mouth......2am phone call to the police because the bird told me to do it.........opening words by Noam Chomsky (Love that guy!!)........Buck is embarassed by Big Dirty Bird in front of local church.........

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Shoot'em with Love.....click to listen now !!



Buck stays late at the diner while knitting and discussing religion with three Born Again Christians.........Buck goes to The Ground Round on a blind date that goes sour......BBQ Queers call Buck a Big Queen-Fighting Words????........Heaven, Hell, the Devil-All over an egg salad sandwhich....We can agree to disagree and still be friends, I think.....Dig out your Prince Diamonds and Pearls album........

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Abraham, My Love........



Buck finds an Emu who breaks free from his chains of bondage to pursue the Love That Dare Not Speak Its Name......Update on Arlene's friendship with the SWL's.....Touch my Sand Anus......No "Secret Snacks" due to people's asses getting bigger....Tim from GoRainbowRadio.com sends a new Homo-Promo.....Buck decides to knit The Gay Trucker a scarf- Yes, Buck actually knits !! Crafty Homo's Unite !!

Thursday, August 17, 2006

My aplogies to ya'll....



Thanks to the Fantabulous gay podcaster DjDavidJ over at The Gay Trucker Podcast, www.djdavidj.com, I've discovered the reason I have no comments at all is because I've had them disabled for everyone except members of Blogger. Why did I do this?? Because I'm a sausage slapper. A tubesteak specialist. One who rectifies the situation. I promise to shove a grape popsicle where the sun doesn't shine as punishment. No. There will be no photos. THIS POST DOESNT CONTAIN A NEW SHOW. Only an apology and a promise to get frisky with a dessert treat containing a stick.

Sunday, August 13, 2006

Sneaky Robot....click and listen now !!




You have too much money when you're able to build lifelike sexbots in your garage...........Humping in public on federal government property is a no-no.......

Sunday, August 06, 2006

Frog Trouble at Homo Depot..click and listen now!!


What happens at Home Depot that brings two lesbians running to help Arlene??.........A living room is decked out in Star Wars theme.........Woman chained to living room wall........Buck eats art??, why not??..........